HUMANS BEWARE
This post is to warn the public of the risk of falling space debris. It has been found that by living on this Earth, you have a one in five million chance of being killed by falling space debris. Seeing that there are an estimated 287 million people in the United States alone, about 144 people will hypothetically die from things falling from the sky. I recommend that everyone strap some pillows to your head with duct tape.
Of course, you could always purchase one of these pillow crash helmets.
posted by Mr. Brian @ 9:59 PM
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Oh no! So Chicken Little was right the whole time! I don't think pillows are going to help. We need to circumvent the space debris potential and construct an anti-plummet dome over areas most highly at risk--which, of course, are those MOST under the sky--forget global warming, we've got to protect our heads from galactic hazards that may enter our atmosphere at any moment!!! Peace out, bro, I'm makin' my way to the nearest fall-out shelter...so that nothing...falls in to...my...head...
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